Anonymous-Frog's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Grayson Dies]

Don't worry, he'll come back as Whiteson later on

[Clock Junior: The Reboot: The Pilot]

Note to self. Never latch your tongue onto the Eldritch Ensemble. They taste disgusting!

PannacottaClock responds:

i'm not sure you ever use your tongue i just wanted to draw that disgusting opening of the mouth

[That's my S O N G]

You know Yarn's in the audience, right?

DVa-Clock responds:

She wasn't was she? DAMN DIDNT KNOW

[The G I F T]

Thank you, thank you.
EDIT: Oops, wrong account!

Little-Renastair responds:

OOPS

[Mandalorian Zim - Animated Trailer Parody [The Mandalorian + Invader Zim mashup]]

This is a really good mash-up, if it weren't for the fact that there's two watermarks all over, one from FlipaClip (which often moves around), and one from PowerDirector.

JOLTBOLTDrawings responds:

Yeaaaa thas fair lol

[Foamy's rant # 287,952]

No voice, no rant. Not even text to speech. There's nothing said by Foamy in this 'rant'

SuperSmurf responds:

I'm sorry about my rude response that was uncalled for

[Frog Flood: Flash Flood-inator]

Sorry Mack. I have no idea who this 'Agent Frog' is. I've been in your office the whole time!

Beggenrun responds:

I just saw Doofenshmirtz drop a cage on my head. How else would that have happened!

[Fruity pebbles in a nutshell]

Original review:
This is the ultimate shitpost, of the lowest quality.
Good guys, bad guys who lack effort, as far as the eye can see.
How did this pass judgement, I wonder how this could be.
This is the ultimate shitpost, of the lowest quality.

Replies:

@stevetherapper Here's the full version

Old Godzilla was waiting around
In Under Judgement on Newgrounds
When suddenly Batman dressed up as Wade
Blammed his movie with a Bat Grenade
Godzilla got pissed and then came back
With a new flash movie starring Shaq
Who proceeded to make 'Pass the Gravy II'
When Peter Peecha came out of the blue

And he started eating up Shaquille O'Neal
Watching Tom get out of the Batmobile
But before his movie could get a save
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took Henry Stickmin out from under his hat
And made Batman angry at his pile of shat
Did the Distraction Dance then he ran away
Because Optimus Prime had nothing to say.

This is the ultimate shitpost, of the lowest quality.
Good guys, bad guys who lack effort, as far as the eye can see.
How did this pass judgement, I wonder how this could be.
This is the ultimate shitpost, of the lowest quality.

Godzilla voted five on Optimus Prime's
Flash video with 'Stop, Hammertime'
And then Shaq came back with a brand new track
But Jackie Chan blammed that piece of cack
And Batman was leaving a bad review
On Abraham Lincoln, voting only two
But suddenly something caught his eye and he skipped
Indiana Jones using FlipaClip.

He saw Godzilla's massive behind
and he reached for some beer, it was out of his mind
and Batman's so angry that he is pissed
and Jackie Chan punched his screen with his fist
Then he jumped in the air cause it made him revolt
And Godzilla said that it wasn't his fault.
Then Optimus Prime lost all his hope
then they all got high from some Care Bear dope

This is the ultimate shitpost, of the lowest quality.
Good guys, bad guys who lack effort, as far as the eye can see.
How did this pass judgement, I wonder how this could be.
This is the ultimate shitpost, of the lowest quality.

Children sang out an earraping chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a click on his smart phone
On the movie made by Indiana Jones
who closed Newgrounds, and switched to TikTok
as Batman changed into StrawberryClock
But Chuck saw through his stupid disguise
and he blammed Batman's flash, in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the statwhore and Gandalf the Alt
And the purple killer from 'Dad N Me'
Benito Mussolini with a bowl of linguini and
Ill Will Press, Pico, Darnell, and Nene
Robocop, the Terminator, Count von Count,
Elmo, Ernie, every single clock account
Xwaynecolt and Pimp and Wegra
Cyberdevil, Little Rena and your grandma.

All came out of nowhere faster than a gun
and outvote Chuck Norris 99 to 1
It was the funniest video the world ever saw
With Tom Fulp looking on in total awe

Judgement lasted a century
Many flashes were blammed, but eventually
The champion stood, he's definitely better
ZabuJard, wearing nothing but a sweater

This is the ultimate shitpost, of the lowest quality.
Good guys, bad guys who lack effort, as far as the eye can see.
How did this pass judgement, I wonder how this could be.
This is the ultimate shitpost,
This is the ultimate shitpost,
This is the ultimate shitpost,
Of the lowest quality.

@ProfessorSkyKid Not with all these talented people behind this.

@TheGBCrew and @NathanDarkson984 This is definitely the ultimate shitpost. Nothing can top this.

EDIT: It's OK to make this a full song, just DM me the URL

AtreyuGilbert responds:

agreed

[My Peter Peecha Animation (A FaZePeterGriffin TrIbute)]

Just gonna remind you that before the legendary 'B' flash, there was 'A', which met a similar fate.

Ant responds:

i thought that was the case :(

[WahProperty 1 Rebuilt Collab]

A reanimated WahProperty. At this time of day? At this time of year? just one month away from the original.
Done by all of the original collaborators (plus gbcrew)?

May I see it?

beenibroh responds:

A reanimated WahProperty. At this time of day? At this time of year? just one month away from the original.
Done by all of the original collaborators (plus gbcrew)?

May I see it?