Anonymous-Frog's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Eat Spajeje]

(2 stars means 'NOTHING TOO NEW OR INTERESTING'. I'm styling this review as if I'm making this in 2007, so this explains the title and score)

Title: MAH TEETH HERT!
Score: 5

There is not a lot to this game. Here you eat a plate of Spaghetti-Os, ie. a literal PNG image of Spaghetti-Os on a plate. You even bite into the ceramic plate itself. That's literally the game!
Speaking of biting, you can't take another bite until after the bite sound is finished, which takes over 1 second.

The voices also aren't very clear and the only original graphics here are super low effort.

TL;DR One big joke out of a tiny 'game'.

[Gravity Shift]

Good luck beating the game without jumping!

Re: Rather than jumping, solely rely on gravity shifts for vertical movement in addition to walking, but not jumping. It should be possible, as I’ve beaten some levels this way.

pollyanoid responds:

What

[Shake Art DELUXE]

It's great, but not perfect. If only it had the option to export a custom file (ie. similar to a PSD or FLA) so I don't permanently lose the source.

RE: @ayekerik: What skill thing? I just want to save my work so I don't lose it.

pollyanoid responds:

Sounds like a skill related thing

[Unusual Cherry]

What would've been a perfectly simple platformer here is ruined by extremely basic and repetitive platforms with no background, a stickman who lost the skin off its left arm and leg, and no respawning after you fall off. You just have to restart the game.

There's also no music or sound effects, so if you're deaf you'd probably throw this game away too!

DaddyPL responds:

Well, I didn't think my first game was that funny

Thanks for the comment tho

[Alone II - The North]

I cannot understand what I'm supposed to do in this game.

KomuInc responds:

you leave the base to collect helpers and with the helpers you upgrade the base and fix it. once you have done that every 5 mins pirates will come and destroy it i am adding more stuff as this game is pre release

[Kill Anonymous-Frog]

At least use the proper tags.

[Tankmas ADVENTure 2021]

Control's a little wonky, full-screen is very blurry, and some areas I can't see where I'm going.

GeoKureli responds:

send a screenshot, and browser/OS details

[Alien Hominid GBA Engine]

I honestly expected this to be the GBA version of Alien Hominid running on a GBA emulator, but I'd rather be playing that.

Expurge responds:

haha, i might be able to do that but it'd be illegal to put it on newgrounds.

[PcBoy800 X]

If it weren't for the lack of sound and enemies this would be a nice metroidvania and I'd recommend to more people, even if the platforming is a little difficult to handle.

Bulavo72ka responds:

Sorry 😅 i forgot to delete that label "6AnyH nox". I will definitely add enemies