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[Breakfast in Britain]

Go play a real game!

The whole game is that a crudely drawn British man makes another crudely drawn British man eat beans even though the latter doesn't like it. But fuck that guy. Click the screen until they're all gone.

Not too bad for a game made in 4 hours as a response to a Twitter comment. I got all 12 medals in 20 seconds. Talk about medal spam.

RE to @LeviRamirez:
What were you expecting?

Graphics: 7
Style: 0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7wUeiKuw9s)
Sound: 6
Violence: 0
Interactivity: 2
Humor: 7
Overall Rating: 6

LeviRamirez responds:

Boo!

[Kill the Pedophiles]

- You shoot one pedo, the others take damage.
- The game is just one frame where you click to shoot, which is heavily outdated.
- No green flag to restart.
- Unremarkable graphics

UPDATE: I'm pretty sure you can do a whole lot more with Scratch. Just look at what I've done for reference.
Also, HTMLifier has extra options that let you add the green flag.

FoxiesBitCoin responds:

- It’s a metaphor for "you people are all the same"
- You gotta understand I programmed this game on Scratch which is pretty limiting
- Same reason as the 2nd
- I had to rush the assets

UPDATE: Should probably clarify the 3rd issue, After I completed the game for some reason when ever I pressed the green flag again the assets just disappeared and Scratch crashed so that’s why I put the option on HTMLifier to only have it as a green flag.

[Windows 96 Emulator (Read Des)]

I've got 3 reasons for this score:
1. The idea was already taken and executed worse than the original, which itself can't be recommended (see reason 3). There's less content overall.
2. BEEAAAANNNNNNNNNS is not a good joke.
3. Windows parodies are a dime and dozen on various game website and this one doesn't really set itself apart from the rest.

See 'Why They Intentionally Get the BSoD' on Crappy Games Wiki. A lot of the points made also apply to this and Michaelsoft Binbows 97, especially points 1, 5, 6 and 10.
https://crappygames.miraheze.org/wiki/Windows%27_Flash_parodies

sn1ck3rs responds:

Thanks for the response I guess. But you got remember this was made by some teenager in like a month so of course it's gonna be shit.

[Phase 3.0]

Identical to 2.0, except with new music, title screen, hazards, and 3 more stages.

Points from the last review:
> Admits that getting stuck in blocks is a problem
> Barebones graphics (now with blue sky and red lasers!)
> Basic platforming without scrolling
> Annoying and repetitive music loop (gone in v2, but now MORE annoying)

Don't post a new version as a new submission. You can update the old one.

Exemo responds:

Dude it's got 3 new levels

[Phase 2.0]

Identical to the last submission, except without music and two extra screens.

Points from the last review:
> Admits that getting stuck in blocks is a problem
> Barebones graphics (the addition of a rock platform that's harder to notice doesn't fix this.
> Basic platforming without scrolling
> Annoying and repetitive music loop (gone now)
> Only three screens (now five)

Exemo responds:

Can you do better?

[game boy's madness]

Even though it's nice that the graphics and presentation are a little better (themed around the Game Boy) it doesn't look like you changed the gameplay much, (which itself is on the easy side and the only real challenge is not losing your beat) and still feels Game and Watch-esque.

Have a look at the Game and Watch Gallery series, which have a collection of multiple games, each one having both a 'classic' mode, which recreates the original, and a 'modern' mode, which revamps the graphics + gameplay in a way that's not possible on the original Game and Watch system.
https://www.mariowiki.com/Game_%26_Watch_Gallery_(series)

If I was to give this game the same level of magic I did for Gun Shit Die, I would've taken that approach, ie. in 'modern' mode, there'd be smoother animation + movement for both Tricky and the grunts, the grunts move in different patterns, and maybe have Sanford, Deimos, Hank, etc that move in less predictable patterns and take more hits, only being knocked back if not killed.

TBerger responds:

Thanks for the review, I will take a look and perhaps even make an update to this pseudo remake

[Trophy Collab]

Could use with some sound effects for opening up the balls, but otherwise perfect!

TROPHIES DONE (7/65):
- Curse of the FP
- BB-10 @chris-the-stick
- Tricky the Clown
- Jack Serious: @ThatJohnnyGuy's character
- Marsh Barsch
- Cleetus McBill Sr (PPK Amateur Trophy) from @53xy83457's Project Pixkill
- The Back Alley Legend of NG: @rtil

And I would've made 3 more if not for its release.

Mabelma responds:

Thanks for participating. I did like 30 trophies on this. Thanks for adding your 7 into the batch. Good job.