Oh good golly dear.

Last year I started a Kickstarter campaign for a robot cartoon, the first one would’ve been rather inquisite and Disney-esque had it not been unfinished for 5 years and full of disgusting outlines. This 5 minute motion picture featured as the campaign video disgusts me to the point I want to reboot that pile of pancake bollocks into something actually decent!

And somehow through fruitlessly nagging Newgrounds owner Tom Fulp into promoting my most recent developments, and causing subtle discomfort to members of the Newgrounds Discord on two separate occasions, I only managed to acquire 11 brand new admirers that contributed hard-earned money, rather than the 500,000 I was rightfully promised all those years ago after the government body of Thailand refused to let me back in.

Have your head been filled with such blasphemy ol’ Tommy boy? Had you kept that crowdfunding campaign up longer than a smidget of a day, I would’ve gotten this fully funded by this point.

And in other news, I may or may not have been on the receiving end of a penectomy, at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Regards

Lord James Syndicated Orangutan Parallelogram Orman IV aka @organizedapeshape

PS. I am in desperate need for some more Twitter followers thank you! Pip pip, toodle-dooh!