Anonymous-Frog's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Paradise Takes a Bite]

As evidenced by the comic this is based on, you are really good at drawing (well, drawing realistically-proportioned anime-esque characters and such, your shading's a little flat), but animation, not so much. This feels very stiff.

I recommend learning the 12 Principles of Animation (pay attention to principles 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, and 10)
Relevant video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDqjIdI4bF4

I'm also gonna remove points for not having sound.

KittyhawkMontrose responds:

I'm so happy you like my art style, and that you think it's really good. And I really appreciate this thoughtful comment. I will consider what you have said so that I can improve.

[Late Night with D.Va Clock #7]

Tutorial's great, but it doesn't work on the porn that's rated M that steals Daily awards from us clocks.

Little-Rena responds:

Ban porn

[Dark Magic Dance]

Two words: Art Portal.

As much as I appreciate the animation quality in this 10 second loop, which is great, this is still a 10 second loop, which I’m v0ting accordingly. “Short form content” or whatever you want to call it, is on Newgrounds, an easily exploitable format that takes away from the hard working filmmakers and animators on the Movie Portal and is generally considered low-effort by the community.

I would recommend posting this stuff on the Art Portal, with a YouTube embedded version with sound.

horizon-hugger responds:

Well then what's the point of the "This is a loop" functionality when you upload a movie? I don't see why would they have that function if short loops weren't welcome here. Youtube doesn't have auto-looping by default anyways and it's likely few viewers would click the link.

[Mario shoves a jar up his ass]

The good ol' fashioned shitpost does give a lot of laughs, but if that's all you do, you'll never go anywhere in life.

The most I ever got was 3.2 stars and I never thought once that this would be front-page worthy. Don't let the score, and the reviews go to your head and assume this is the peak of all animation or some shit, but do take the time to properly improve your work, whether it's to use better colours, draw more backgrounds, learn anatomy, and otherwise try to make a "good" animation, MS Paint or otherwise.

Click that Zzz emote if you agree with me, because I'm getting bored of this too.

onixm responds:

Woah, I like the comment you made here, I’m going to listen to you and take your advice

[General BBS Sketch Collab Shitpost 2022]

== Kinda sketchy.. ==
Score: N/A | Non-Review

I get it, it's a shitpost. Thank god it's only once a year like Clock Day. Having participated once in 2021 and three times here, I'm glad to see this parody become just as recurring as the actual Sketch Collab.

GOOD POINTS:
- A nice healthy mix between utter garbage shitposts, awesome shitposts, decent quality mid-posts, PNG's, and triple-posts.
- The "No hair allowed" sketch from @TheShokBlok returns
- Has @Stepford in one of the sketches, or is that really them?
- Funny song. "Vagina" and "Hurts" can fit with pretty much any of the sketches.
- No 321 sketches.

SOME THINGS TO IMPROVE:
- Some timestamps would be nice.

~frog

Anonymous-Frog responds:

WE NEED TO PROtECTT Tje BREEFCASE!!

[The Antoons Gift]

Nice of you to send him a gift. Really funny man. But for future reference, a thick default brush (ie. round ends) don't look good, especially when trying to draw fine details thinner than the lines themselves.

Examples: the fingers, the skull on the bomb, the horns, etc.

lilPufferz responds:

Thanks for the tip ^^

[How to Win a Street Fight]

What doesn't work: Tagging your submission with "gun' when that spoils the punchline.

TheUraniumCore responds:

true

[NEWGROUNDS!!!]

== obamna ==
score: 1 | short review

joke is like this: twitter bad, newgrounds good. that's it.
graphics are rough and rushed, it's 5 secs long and fnf taught us we don't need cringy twitter babies on here.

graphics: 6 | music: undertale | humor: 0 | length: 2 | cringe: -19

re: is that a bad thing?

SkyHawkins responds:

Bro wrote a Letterboxd review

[EdibertoRGB: The First Animated Skit]

I don't know what happened in this skit. Guy from far away tells another guy he sucks, then his hair turns poofy. What's the punchline?

RGBAnimated responds:

I'm not sure actually, I'm trying to learn how to make a good punchline as I want to make more of this. So for now all I can say is... the guy gets punched off-screen as it cuts to text?

[Something's in my ass]

It's just the dude standing there singing something funny. I don't care how funny, there's barely any substance to this movie.

Th3F4nG4m3r responds:

it's just as a joke I'm still not a full time best animator so I tried my best to put work into these even tho it looks like shit I'm not the best so thank you for your feedback and have a nice day