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[DailyToon11202004]

== Not on the SS Account ==
Score: 8 | SS Review #021
The 21st of the Dailytoons. November 19th didn't have a toon, last I checked.
This one's hosted by Aerdail/NorthStar and isn't on the SS account, but according to the next Dailytoon, it's legit. Onto the review:

Menu: NorthStar put together and edited the menu. It's not crudely drawn in black and white. There's also an interactive ball demo, that's neat.

2RS: Crappily drawn dude goes mad. Very thick 'blammable' 'art'.

Scrap Head: Much like NorthStar did before, this one mixes live action with crappy Flash cartoon.
Dude kills a cartoon fly.

NorthStar: Same as in DT#17 (Nov 15), but ends with the text "Please hold".

OneStar: Two clocks. No wait, 3.

SevenStar: The TMNT moles are back. Now in the sewers and fighting Hitler. Just wait until the toon ends.

Draciel 56: Draciel shows you a useful bathroom tip. Has better drawn visuals (although not by much)

Visuals: 7/10 | Entertainment: 9/10 | Sound: 7/10 |
Best Toon (my opinion) Draciel

[DailyToon11182004: j00b]

== j00bie Toons ==
Score: 5 | SS Review #020b
The second part of the 20th of the Dailytoons, and a compilation of various toons from the same author (j00bie). This became the first Dailytoon to win an award, an Underdog.

Onto the review:

In general: j00bie tends to use existing images (sometimes edited) to portray actions on screen, while letting the audio (and also the viewers' imagination) do all the heavy lifting.

Dogs: 1st of j00bie's toons from DT#16 (Nov 14). They fight Hitler.

? circle: RAWR!!! It's the 2nd toon from DT#16. Screamer don't work as well the second time you watch it.

Ranger (under the dog and ? circle): Power Rangers toon from DT#03 (Nov 1).

Osama (between sombrero and the other symbols: Speakonia Bush and Osama do anal.

Sombrero: Mexican toon from DT#08 (Nov 6). featuring stillframe stickmen. In its original Dailytoon, it blew out my right ear. Now it's blown out my left. Time to buy new ones.

Who ya should have voted for: Nader toon from DT#02 (Oct 31). Nader's picture mirrors while the vertical text (NADER IS THE ONE!!) appears on both sides.

Dot: This is Vinstigator's toon, also from DT#08. Just a dot. Zero'd!

Visuals: 2/10 | Entertainment: 8/10 | Sound: 7/10 |
Best Toon (my opinion) TMNT Dogs, as that had more stuff moving.

[DailyToon11182004: Jet]

== OneStar Toons ==
Score: 7 | SS Review #020
The first part of the 20th of the Dailytoons, and a compilation of various toons from the same author (OneStar/jetninjin). They appeared in previous Dailytoons which I reviewed already, so I won't cover them too much here.

Onto the review:

In general: OneStar uses original drawings. Although crude and sometimes choppy (excluding when tweens are involved), they get the job done.

Fish: The fish toon from DT#19 (Nov 17). The most recent of the bunch. Seaweed uses white outlines, little bit odd. Interesting paralax effects.

Cat: The cat toon from DT#13 (Nov 11), with ~8 cats moving around

Monster: The monster toon from DT#16 (Nov 14). Good choice of music.

Bottle: The drinking toon from DT#12 (Nov 10). Lots of stuff on screen.

Tree: The tree toon from DT#17 (Nov 15). Axe motion doesn't have that proper impact. Imagination required.

Sun: The beach toon from DT#11 (Nov 9).

Eclipse: From DT#18 (Nov 16). It's two circles and a tween. And a face.

Car: From DT#08 (Nov 6). Lotsa spaghetti comin' out that truck.

Visuals: 6/10 | Entertainment: 7/10 | Sound: 7/10 | Best Toons (my opinion) Sun + Monster

[DailyToon11162004]

== Turtles again, and more of the same ==
Score: 8 | SS Review #018

The 18th of the Dailytoons. There's less toons this time. Onto the review:

OneStar: It's an eclipse. Like the face when it happens.

SevenStar: TMNT but it's moles in a dojo the entire time. Image of shredder shows up until the theme ends. Then he's dead.

Scrap_head: Mohawk dudes headbang. Also some smurfs and a band that cropped poorly from South Park. Overall, very inconsistent and choppy visuals, but good music (thanks Steve2006). Still amusing seeing the math guy getting whacked.

NorthStar/Aerdail: Drinking Coca Cola right out the can is not good for you, and I approve of this message.

Visuals: 6/10 | Entertainment: 9/10 | Sound: 7/10 | Best Toon (my opinion) Aerdail

[DailyToon11152004]

== FIGHT!! ==
Score: 7 | SS Review #017

The 17th of the Dailytoons. Message of the Day is "Don't be like the douchebags who vote 0 out of hate for the series as a whole, analyze it first and find reasons for why it deserves your score. " Onto the review:

2RS: Gangster penis is back, and awesome than ever.

Aerdail: Live action Aerdail fights a cartoon stickman. Music from Final Fantasy 7. Stickman's animated well, but the video's a bit small and it ends abruptly.

Azigal: No sound. Choppy animation. Characters talk in speech bubbles (because of no sound).

Scrap-head: Quiz: Are you intelligent. The flashing "YES" button moves away when you try to click it. The rest of the buttons are also very messed up, with DAH being the only one that works (only after clicking "Not bad" and getting it to error), generic shapes and Comic Sans aside,

OneStar: Man chops tree down and kills 3 other people. It's drawn originally, I can give it that.

Visuals: 6/10 | Entertainment: 9/10 | Sound: 7/10 | Best Toons (my opinion): Aerdail and 2RS

[DailyToon11142004]

== Watch out for screamers ==
Score: 7 | SS Review #016

The 16th of the Dailytoons, and appears to be 'a good one'. Onto the review:

2RS: Third wang video from 2RS, this time a gangsta rap. With flashing colours and the wang saying "DAWG!" as it tweens across the screen.

Aerdail: More footage of the guy dancing, except it's to Hakuna Matata from The Lion King (1994). This time there's more text and less dance.

j00bie (1):
TMNT, but dogs. Images of dogs wearing headbands (matching the Turtles' mask colours) moving around alongside a picture of Adolf Hitler and set to the TMNT theme. The movie ends with Hitler dead.
You could praise it for using the theme song, like the previous Power Rangers toon, but on any other day, just using a song is not enough to warrant points on its own.

j00bie (2)
The entire movie is a picture of a dining room. RAWR, crude red scary cat face!
Wasn't much there to entice me before the screamer shows up.

xXx-
We are the Mullet Men and not even autotune can fix our singing.

OneStar:
OH NO! A monster is eating people. The moon keeps switching positions. Music is good.

Visuals: 6/10 | Entertainment: 8/10 | Sound: 7/10 | Best Toons (my opinion): 2RS and OneStar

[DailyToon11132004]

== Week 3 ==
Score: 7 | SS Review #015

The 15th of the Dailytoons, and apparently approved by Pope John Paul II (rly). Onto the review:

PsychoJester: 18 wheels on a big rig, and apparently PJ struggled to fit them all on, as they curve up over the front of the truck. Song came from somewhere, but it's likely not PJ.

SevenStar: Stickman stretching over the screen. I don't get this one.

MightClark: Fight scene that blends stickmen with crude fullbody drawings with misshapen arms, choppy movement, repeating scenes, and a lack of audio.

2RS: Continuation of their movie in Dailytoon #9 (the one with the penis). Watch that first.
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/201759

Visuals: 4/10 | Entertainment: 8/10 | Sound: 5/10
Best Toon (according to SS): 2RS | Best Toon (according to me): PJ

[DailyToon11122004]

== Best of Week 2 of Dailytoons ==
Score: 7 | SS Review #014

The seventh of the Dailytoons, and the best toons submitted during their second week. Onto the review.

In general: Like Dailytoons #7 the week prior, this is a compilation of the 4 best toons submitted in the past week. It's organized by Zerostar, although his own toons never made the cut.

OneStar: From the Cat Dailytoons (#13). About 10 drawn cats and a simple background and fitting music fit for them tweening around.

ThreeStar: From the 9th Dailytoon.' Audio sometimes becomes eargrating, but it's "stupid funny".

Aerdail (1): From the 10th and 11th Dailytoons, with the former having it start at the end of the ninja scene. Textboxes remain cropped out of view sometimes.

Aerdail (2): From the 12th Dailytoon. Watching that guy dance is very entertaining, although the music cuts short.

Visuals: 6/10 | Entertainment: 8/10 | Sound: 7/10 | Best Toon(s): ThreeStar and Aerdail (1).

[DailyToon11112004]

== Cat spam, about 2 years before the [KK] ==
Score: 8 | SS Review #013

The thirteenth of the Dailytoons. This one is themed around cats. Onto the review.

In general: There are eight parts from various members, whereas the usual Dailytoon may have 3 or 4. 3 of these primarily use photos of real cats. There's also a definition of cat in the menu.

OneStar: Some cats tween around a simple hill background while music plays. They all look crude, but there is some variety

NightRaider: Cat rips off a stickman's nuts and head. Stickman speaks in plain text and somehow has 3 nuts. Amusing to say the least.

Zerostar: Some fish fall next to the cat. It's not finished, nor is there a button to go back to the menu. Time to restart.

MadStar: Giant robot cat shoots up a city. The cat looks decent enough, but the city doesn't need that guy's help getting destroyed.

DarkStar:
"Click here for Hot Dripping Wet Pussy". Can you guess what this is?

Music from Super Mario? - Check.
Flashing red and yellow background? - Check.
A picture of a cat that looks like it's been in the dishwasher? - You got it!

Of course with spam like this, you're definitely not gonna get anything erotic. It's the oldest trick in the book. No menu button, and manually rewinding will not get rid of the music.

?:
OMG Cats, Very quick slideshow of pictures of cats.

Northstar / Aerdail:
More pictures of cats, this time set to a song with the lyrics "What's new pussycat?" and contains funny captions. So... memes. Plenty of those where that came from.

ScrapHead:
Cat gets kicked into a tree and bleeds to death. Crap visuals, no audio, doesn't even cover the right and bottom of the screen.

Visuals: 6/10 | Entertainment: 9/10 | Sound: 7/10 | Best Toon(s): NorthStar and OneStar.

[Behind The Scenes]

OK, I see an animation, but I'm not seeing what's behind the scenes. Or is that the actual title?