Anonymous-Frog's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Wacky Lesbian Hour: Ep 1]

So, I've heard something about the special episode featuring LazyMuffin getting removed from Newgrounds.

I've found a unnofficial reupload in YT, but I really wish to find some kind of official reupload somewhere...

[Paradise Takes a Bite]

As evidenced by the comic this is based on, you are really good at drawing (well, drawing realistically-proportioned anime-esque characters and such, your shading's a little flat), but animation, not so much. This feels very stiff.

I recommend learning the 12 Principles of Animation (pay attention to principles 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, and 10)
Relevant video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDqjIdI4bF4

I'm also gonna remove points for not having sound.

KittyhawkMontrose responds:

I'm so happy you like my art style, and that you think it's really good. And I really appreciate this thoughtful comment. I will consider what you have said so that I can improve.

[Late Night with D.Va Clock #7]

Tutorial's great, but it doesn't work on the porn that's rated M that steals Daily awards from us clocks.

Little-Rena responds:

Ban porn

[Samus Aran Dance]

Some context, expanding on what @Brewstice already mentioned:

Almost all of the animation was taken from 4 non-sequential shots from Benek's previous work "MetroiDance", released Aug 22, 2022.
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/854549

Shot 1: Pole in 1:17 of MetroiDance
Shot 2: Poses in 1:14
Shot 3: Crotch shot in 1:16
Shot 4: Gun in 1:34

The backgrounds however, are different, yet a lot more simple compared to what's in the original.

While it isn't against NG's guidelines, it's still morally questionable.

EDIT: Thanks for the <3 Benek, but you do know this review is negative.

[cut our budget]

This don't work because you're using GMod and the framerate's already 3 per second. How do you cut the budget even further than that?

[Are you a Boy or a Girl?]

Correct answer: I got f*ckin' kissed by a furry, I don't feel gay or straight, I feel disturbed!

[snooze walks]

Good animation, albeit a tad short, however it does not have any sound.

[CORN IN MY POO]

Visuals definitely didn't age well from 2000 to today, especially the poop on the left. Good choice of music though. Would've given it a 6 or 7, but I'm giving the full score solely to spite HTFLumpy who wants it BALEETED!

[Dark Magic Dance]

Two words: Art Portal.

As much as I appreciate the animation quality in this 10 second loop, which is great, this is still a 10 second loop, which I’m v0ting accordingly. “Short form content” or whatever you want to call it, is on Newgrounds, an easily exploitable format that takes away from the hard working filmmakers and animators on the Movie Portal and is generally considered low-effort by the community.

I would recommend posting this stuff on the Art Portal, with a YouTube embedded version with sound.

horizon-hugger responds:

Well then what's the point of the "This is a loop" functionality when you upload a movie? I don't see why would they have that function if short loops weren't welcome here. Youtube doesn't have auto-looping by default anyways and it's likely few viewers would click the link.

[Mario shoves a jar up his ass]

The good ol' fashioned shitpost does give a lot of laughs, but if that's all you do, you'll never go anywhere in life.

The most I ever got was 3.2 stars and I never thought once that this would be front-page worthy. Don't let the score, and the reviews go to your head and assume this is the peak of all animation or some shit, but do take the time to properly improve your work, whether it's to use better colours, draw more backgrounds, learn anatomy, and otherwise try to make a "good" animation, MS Paint or otherwise.

Click that Zzz emote if you agree with me, because I'm getting bored of this too.

onixm responds:

Woah, I like the comment you made here, I’m going to listen to you and take your advice