Anonymous-Frog's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[WHERES MY JUUL (pizza tower fan animation)]

Animation's good, though the music is cringe.

[goo 2]

Quality of the flash itself. Nothing, see the Turd of the Week

Historicial significance: idk. For 20 years this flash was inaccessible, complaints about a white screen persisted until today, when it was posted on the Ruffle Testing / Flash Preservation Crew, when Tom Fulp finally replaced the file.

Turns out the author uploaded an .FLA file that was renamed.
In other words, the file, another_goo.fla, became another_goo.swf. which means it broke, and it stayed like that for two decades. But not before Tom briefly unpublished the movie without context.

[Twerkout 2]

This is the last straw:

I agree with @BrandyBuizel, @Stonmann @MikelsNG, @Slimygoo, and everyone else who scored this controversial movie so low.
Right now, I feel something HAS to be done about this, yet nothing has happened this year. For now, your best option is to flag them as improper as quickly as possible before P-Bot picks it, and v0te, but this doesn’t seem to be effective enough.

I like Brandy’s suggestion about some form of penalty, but I’ve always suggested preventative measures. Technically there’s no rules against “getting porn to win a daily”, but I feel there should be. Take this discussion to Tom.

As for the movie itself, as a standalone experience. It’s alright. Mostly big butts smashing around, Fun for 30 seconds, and the 3D animation could be better. If you are into this kind of stuff, that’s fine, just try to understand the entire situation we’re going through so we can settle our differences and debate this ethically.

[ΘwΘ]

Cute.

Hey, do you remember those trippy music videos you used to make? May I suggest putting Amara in one of them?

[BTGG #3 Kickstarter Promo vid]

You already got BTGG fully funded. Twice. At this rate, just use Patreon.

Sirk9 responds:

those campaigns were for issues 1 & 2 respectively. this is for the 3rd issue

[Artifacts]

Well played.

Congrats on the Flash Jam win. If it weren't for you, I'd never figure out how to make gradients go corrupt.

But mark my words. Next year, I'm throwing my hat into the ring of -- I N F I N I T Y ! - -

hahahaha!

PS: I did NOT download the source FLA and have figured it out on my own.

Emrox responds:

Hope to see you there!

[Katarina has a date]

Minecraft Steve Not Included:

I will say, you did put a lot of work and detail into the animation and background effects (that's pretty much all non-shitpost animations), but it isn't perfect. I have only two very minor criticisms
1. Some paralax effects don't look right, such as with at the movie theatre, where some seats move left and some move right when the camera pans out.
2. Minor inconsistencies between scenes. Case in point, this scene in 0:48 where the guy's popcorn is gone. Note the thin lines and exaggerated faces, which differs from the next scene (0:56), with thicker outlines and a more anime-esque look. The difference is night and day, more than it needs to be.

There's also the "weird moaning anime noises", as the so-called "retards" point out. A common trope in anime that is often memed upon (look it up on the net), but personally, I don't think it's as egregious as they claim it to be, that I'd give it a full 0/5. Well, there are more blatant examples in other hentai movies that fit this trope better (not that I know of ;) )

If I have anything to say about this, it's this.
They're mostly kids, aged between 13-17, possibly younger. They shouldn't be watching this shit. It's lewd, essentially softcore porn. If the video says there's 3 Patreon-exclusive "extra scenes", that's a dead giveaway! Maybe you should give it an A rating next time so they can't access it.

PS: the Minecraft Steve resemblence is a coincidence. Not part of the review.

teemovsall responds:

That's it! That's a review I can read!
Thanks for taking the time to analyze the video.

This is my second animation with clip studio and I'm still learning. The parallax effect is a little difficult for me. The difference in line thickness is due to the zoom of the camera, the first drawing was made with zoomed out. I can also improve more the movements and details, but I just haven't uploaded a video to my channel for a long time and I don't plan to make it perfect either haha.

Regarding the sound, there are many people who don't realize that it's not easy to find the right sounds. I could pay dubbers to do it but it would take longer, I would lose money and from my point of view I like the anime noises and I don't plan to change them. It only bothers me when people rate them low just because of that.

Thanks again for your review.