Anonymous-Frog's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Pick of Destiny]

Compared to even Normal difficulty songs in FNF, even the 6th pick stage is easy.

[Facemaul]

If it ever feels like you can't hit the ball, pay attention to the UI on the top of the screen.

SUGGESTIONS:
A counter for hits + kills during gameplay.

[EAT]

As per crew obligation, this is 5 stars.

This is literally a copy of the 'game' (if you can call it that) Eat spajeje.
The difference is that the background wobbles a lot more and you're eating Donald Trump, which now takes even longer with a stupider sound. I'd say this is the superior version.

Vidyabatter responds:

I second that, eevee. godspeed.

[2p Deathmatch]

'This is my First game.' is not going to get you a high score.

[Red Hound Fight Club]

"Not recommended"
Score: 4

I wouldn't recommend this as a fighting game.

Story: Serviceable, but there's only one chapter and that's only 2 fights long, making three characters and three stages unusable in the story mode.

Gameplay: Slippery controls, you can pass through your enemy without taking a hit, allowing you to cheese the fight. Sure the ice man can freeze you, but that's about it.

Graphics: Very choppy.

Sound: No sound effects.

Arvie-k responds:

Sorry you didn't enjoy it
Also there’s going to be more to the story mode as more updates come
As for the controls I have gotten told that before and I'm looking into it and it'll be fixed up when I update this game sometime soon
And also I appreciate the critique, I'll keep it in mind so I can do better next time

[Quiz Of Hell]

NOTHING TOO NEW OR INTERESTING
Score: 4
Title: SPOILERS

This is a very simple Flash quiz with very basic ActionScript and badly drawn graphics. Nothing to write home about

ANSWERS:

LEVEL 1: You should be able to answer all of these if you keep your mouse low.
1- Needed to complete quiz: 15 IQ
2- What is that: Noob
3- Who made NG: Tom Fulp
4- Which crack you can suck: Big lumps in middle square
5- Was last question hard: It wasn't hard it was tricky
6- Be or not to be: It is your choice
7- Dhad quiz be veri wtf: It be wtf sort off

LEVEL 2:
8- Robber with gun: There are two answers.
Secret question: Say LOL then Ouch
Actual answer: Fight
9 - Eat pancake: Few secs
10 - 2563 - 857 = 1706
11- How much dots: 34
12- Can you answer: Yes
13- Odd one out: Needle
14: Alien Hominid with blue paint: Green (blends in with the button)
15: Do you think you can complete this quiz: Yes I do.

[Eat Spajeje]

(2 stars means 'NOTHING TOO NEW OR INTERESTING'. I'm styling this review as if I'm making this in 2007, so this explains the title and score)

Title: MAH TEETH HERT!
Score: 5

There is not a lot to this game. Here you eat a plate of Spaghetti-Os, ie. a literal PNG image of Spaghetti-Os on a plate. You even bite into the ceramic plate itself. That's literally the game!
Speaking of biting, you can't take another bite until after the bite sound is finished, which takes over 1 second.

The voices also aren't very clear and the only original graphics here are super low effort.

TL;DR One big joke out of a tiny 'game'.

[Gravity Shift]

Good luck beating the game without jumping!

Re: Rather than jumping, solely rely on gravity shifts for vertical movement in addition to walking, but not jumping. It should be possible, as I’ve beaten some levels this way.

pollyanoid responds:

What