Anonymous-Frog's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hamburguer Clicker (Classic)]

Quick tip: Before you export the SWF, click "File", "Publish Settings", then "Flash". You should get settings for "Audio stream" and "Audio event".
This defaults to 16kb/s, which will make it sound like crap. To fix this, change them both to around 64-128kb/s and maybe also set them to stereo.

Leolinkgamer responds:

Thanks For The Tip

[Overwatch 3 Nerf This]

Can you nerf the loading time? I can't play right now.

ZabuJard responds:

wtf it loads real fast for me <: O

[Pong Reverse Roles]

The "Try Hard Mode" cutscene is broken. It keeps looping.

[Cowabunga Down Under]

== RIP Queen Elizabeth II (1926-2022) ==
Score: 6 | Australian Review

This is a microgame collection, much like WarioWare, but themed around Australia. As an Australian myself, and given this was made in 1 week on top of other 1 week games you were making, I'd say good job!

Some of the microgames might be a little difficult to learn first try, but eventually you'll figure out after a couple playthroughs. No controlled difficulty spikes or "boss stages" though.

Also, this is just a personal opinion, I think maybe using the tags "queendead" and "ripbozo" as tags as well as depicting Her Majesty flipping the player off for losing could be seen as 'a little distasteful' for some people, since she died 2 weeks ago and everyone's talking about it.

Visuals: 5 | Sound: 6 | Australian Authenticity: 9 | Accessibility: 5 | Gameplay: 7

[Weird Wally's Warzone]

Concept: Use the entire alphabet on the keyboard as a unique attack / move.

Controls: Use the mouse to click where Wally walks, because WASD would not be possible. Arrow keys are free.

I would love to see this as a full game, although each one of the 26 different attacks would need some serious balancing and that takes a lot of time. I feel this would open the concept up for endless potential. Here's how I would flesh it out.

1* The biggest suggestion would be for obstacles / puzzles that require a certain attack or combination of attacks. For example, you could entertain, assclap, then terminate to spell "eat", which could be used to defeat a food-themed boss quicker.

2* Start with just 3-6 attacks to keep things simple for new players (for example, start with just Q, A, Z, W, S, and D), then the rest can be unlocked by progressing through the game. Paired with the first suggestion, this could be used with Metroidvania style exploration, where certain attacks are needed to remove roadblocks or to solve a more complicated word-themed puzzle that would've otherwise been impossible.

~frog~

[Ben Stiller's 3D Tour of Hell]

You're supposed to solve a puzzle in order to advance through each level of hell. I found the second level to be the most difficult, the one where I'm supposed to pretend the floor is lava in order to spell "Ben Stiller". The buggy camera didn't really help either. It seems to snap my direction when I turn very far.

[Lose Your Money!]

Great concept, great music, works in mobile and it's relevant to the Mobile Jam theme, could use some extra presentation.

[Kate's Date]

== Decent sim, could use some better presentation ==
Score: 7 | Critic Review

It's a fairly decent visual novel. It's easy to make them work in mobile. You only need buttons on the screen to move the story along.

The 'Lots of them' theme should tie into the multiple endings

Graphics: 5 | Story: 8 | Presentation: 4 | Sound: 6 | Medals: 0

BobbertOC responds:

Thanks for playing, medals have now been fixed. :)

[A SHOOTER GAME EXTREME]

== I couldn't survive ==

Not fully mobile compatible. No mobile friendly alternative to WASD, or at least not one that I could find. Crap graphics. Scratch/Turbowarp not used to full potential

[CLOCK BABY PAINT ADVENTURE]

== There was an attempt ==
Score: 6 | Clock Review

The objective of the game. Drag StrawberryClock (red), OrangeClock (orange) or PineappleClock (purple) onto their matching coloured lines to reveal a pixel art image. It's OK, but there's no real challenge (I understand if this is for younger users, but I don't think 'Dickey mouse' is setting a good example for them). Graphics and music are still good though.

Still voting 5 for tradition.

Graphics: 8 | Concept: 4 | Design: 6 | Music: 9 | Appropriate for Kids: 6

migmoog responds:

Anonymous frog I’m sorry i fucked up please don’t be mad and im so sorry please please don’t be mad