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Posted by Anonymous-Frog - September 24th, 2022


My latest greatest baitest fatest hatest art project out there, drawing Big Red Sketchydoodles* as quickly as possible. Pop 'em in the oven for 5-10 minutes and you get a fresh new batch to look at en masse.

Suggestions are always welcome, and so are your own sketchydoodles, maybe.


If I make a completed artwork / animation featuring a sketchydoodle, I'll post it here too, so it's pretty much just an artdump thread.


Follow them here:

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* Some are big, some are small, some aren't fully red at all.

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Posted by Anonymous-Frog - September 20th, 2022


September has been a very terrible month for me.


Am I not allowed to express my opinions in public?, or provide any form of criticism, good bad or otherwise?

What do you want out of me?


Posted by Anonymous-Frog - September 17th, 2022


Since I’m not using Twitter anymore, all my bullshitting will be coming from these NG newsposts.


To start, I’m recommending you watch Lessons in Meme Culture on YouTube. It’s great insight on what makes a great meme a great meme and if you like spreading that shit here, or you’d like to make a cartoon featuring a specific meme, it’s worth a watch.


For example, they recently did a video on the “Alphabet Lore”, which has roots right here on Newgrounds*

https://youtu.be/13WG0fSH768


*Also on Twitter and YouTube, but who cares?


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Posted by Anonymous-Frog - September 5th, 2022


UPDATE: Thanks for dropping the scores from 3.3 to 3.0 in a matter of days. You're a great help! I don't want to risk any more review bombing.


Yesterday I created a submission for the Big Boy Rumble Tumble, and I'd also like to take the opportunity to give my own, completely unbiased opinion on the animation jam as a whole


It's alright. A lot of the submissions were very enjoyable to watch, there's a simple and interesting premise, (ie. a fat guy who rumbles and tumbles, likes BBQing, etc), but is this really the "most important jam in all of Newgrounds' culture", worth giving away $1,000 to? That I'll let Morbius decide.


I don't exactly get the whole point of the jam. To me, this came right out of nowhere with no explanation. I'm guessing this was probably an inside joke started by either Chris Piche or someone in his friend circle, and I think this might've been a forced meme.


This definition from Know Your Meme seems to fit very well.

"Forced Memes refer to any "meme" that is artificially created and spread rather than organically spreading through word of mouth as a naturally created meme. Typically, forced memes made with the intent of becoming a meme are aggressively promoted by their creators, small dedicated groups or companies attempting to use them for viral marketing or astroturfing."


This doesn't automatically make a meme bad, but I also don't think Big Hoss had escaped his niche like clussy has. I appreciate the effort, but you got to let the people decide for themselves.


UPDATE: I temporarily removed and restored the submission to prevent any further review bombs.


I did not intend to destroy anyones fun or knock down the jam because I’m some stupid hater. I was excited for what was to come and I wanted to participate as well, and I did. Then Twitter happened and it all went downhill. I just thought it would’ve had a hard time reaching anyone who isn’t super balls deep in cringey zoomer culture, ie. most people. And the review bombing didn’t help either.


That’s all!


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Posted by Anonymous-Frog - August 31st, 2022


I'd like to apologize to not just the developers of Vizzy & The Lost Cat, @Just-a-ng-dummy, @DemisurgeX, @MarvelousToastbrand, and @Peti for their inclusion as "Schmucks of the Day" in the @Tankman Triweekly issue Super Happy Triothy Day 2, but also to every other Newgrounds user who saw the issue and were offended by it. I pushed it way too far and I've pretty much ran out of ideas.


I'm also sorry if my Pride Month message on the @Beggenrun account from over a year ago and my retweets were taken out of context and made this mess even worse.


Moving forward, I will remove their "Schmucks of the Day" listing and will not cross the line with future listings ever again.


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Posted by Anonymous-Frog - August 19th, 2022


A little belated, but the contest is over and the results are in! @53xy83457 is the unanimous winner by default, and thus wins a custom Flash animation from me.


Unfortunately, literally no one else made submissions aside from myself, so it's a very bittersweet victory, but congrats nonetheless!


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Posted by Anonymous-Frog - August 3rd, 2022


We need to talk. Recently I've been getting lower scores than what I usually get, most notably my Summer Lovin' Jam entry, but this has also spread to several other submissions I've made this year.


Votes: 22 | Score: 3.69/5


Anything below 4 stars pretty much means "completely worthless" for NG Art Portal standards. My MS Paint doodles get higher scores than that!

What exactly did I do to warrant such low scores? Was I zerobombed? If so, what the hell do you want out of me?


UPDATE: It dropped further to 3.2/5. That is unacceptable!


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Posted by Anonymous-Frog - July 20th, 2022


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No I'm not dead. Although Kitty Day was July 17th, the minicontest is still going. Full details here:

Deadline is still August 17th, which also overlaps Clock Day and @Stepford's game jam, so I'm making some changes.

  1. Games + Audio submissions are allowed.
  2. All 4 submissions are lumped into the same rankings, so there's now only one prize pool to worry about (which is STILL under no budget whatsoever, so I'm still drawing shit):
  • 1st. Custom Flash animation from me (max. 30 seconds, I'll spend about a week on it)
  • 2nd and 3rd. Free art commission from me (Flash or MS Paint)
  • 4th and below: Free art commission from me (MS Paint)


For Flash submissions, don't forget the Kitty Krew preloader, provided to you by BFK in 2010

RESOURCES - by BigFuzzyKitten


And also my Video version for anyone not using Flash.


Other KK News:

My KK Movies

I finally released a [KK] movie. And it's spam just like the old days! However, we have noticed some 'other' spam submissions from non-crews explode into popularity, so this might be a problem.

Expect two more KK movies to come out from me up until August.


Great Tweens Collab

We're hosting a KK Collab! the Great Tweens Collab is still going. I'll host this for as long as I need to. We've got 5 parts already and we're aiming for at least 8-10 parts from participants. You can do as many as you need, from small 2 second movie loops, or maybe something even longer.


Note: You will need Flash to animate your part(s), which requires some Flash skills. You can find old versions of Flash here. Anything above CS3 will be less likely to be accepted, because I need this to work with Ruffle.


Check out our thread if you are interested and join the KK Discord as well!


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Posted by Anonymous-Frog - June 30th, 2022


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Hello, I'm the anonymous frog. I've been in the Kitty Krew ever since it's been revived earlier this year and I'd like to keep that going for quite some time. As a result, I'm going to be hosting a small mini-contest to celebrate Kitty Day and boost interest into our tiny little 'spam' crew.


Kitty Day 2022 marks the 16th anniversary of the Kitty Secksings Collab (NSFW), which is generally attributed as the movie that helped start the Kitty Krew, theoretically making the KK old enough to drive (in the United States)

We will accept both movie and art submissions for the contest, but feel free to post anything else.


This year's super-optional theme is 'Size difference'!


Prizes

NOTE: This is out of date. New prizes can be found here.

Winners will be judged by me and other members of the Kitty Krew.

There's no money in this, but I'll make it up to you by offering something a little more special instead. I'll draw your prizes! PM me for details on either of them


Animation:

  • 1st. Custom Flash animation from me (max. 30 seconds, I'll spend about a week on it)
  • 2nd. Free art commission from me (Flash)
  • 3rd. Free art commission from me (MS Paint)*2


Art:

  • 1st. Free art commission from me (Flash)
  • 2nd. Free art commission from me (MS Paint)
  • 3rd. Free art commission from me (MS Paint)


What to expect:

I can do backgrounds and full body work (anything less, you're getting ripped off), but animation is generally limited in order to save time.

Shading is also very minimal and I tend to mess it up occasionally.

Example of my Flash animation:


Examples of my Flash artwork:


Examples of my MS Paint artwork:


Rules and Guidelines:


Rules:

  • Keep things SFW. M rating is fine, A lot of older [KK] submissions were A rated, but it's dodgy business nowadays.
  • No unlicensed or copyrighted music. The KK used to use it extensively in movies, and even though some still exist, they likely won't be put into any collection.
  • You can use any software to make your submission, given it abides by Newgrounds's Art Guidelines and Movie Guidelines. This means you can't post meme clips from TikTok or stuff you've generated using DALL-E Mini.
  • Should include some relevancy to the Kitty Krew, which can include the Kitty character or simply including [KK] in the title. You also don't need to follow the theme
  • Submissions must be tagged with "kittyday2022". You can also tag with 'kk' and 'kittykrew'


Additional Information:

  • You don't need to put too much effort into the submission, Kitty Day is only two weeks away, but ideally it should still be able to reach a score of 3 stars so it can enter the 'Best New Games and Movies' section, and even more ideally, should not be blammable.
  • Participants of all skill levels are welcome,
  • Don't rush yourselves! Although Kitty Day is July 17th, the contest will still accept submissions up until August 17th, which should also overlap Clock Day. This means you can use the same submission for both events.
  • Games are allowed, but will be grouped in with Movies.


For Flash submissions, don't forget the Kitty Krew preloader, provided to you by BFK in 2010

RESOURCES - by BigFuzzyKitten


And also my Video version for anyone not using Flash.


You can discuss this contest and other KK matters in the Kitty Krew thread. Or join the Discord.

Other KK News


We're hosting a KK Collab! the Great Tweens Collab is still going. I'll host this for as long as I need to, even if it's not finished by Kitty Day or the contest. We've got 5 parts already and we're aiming for at least 8-10 parts from participants. You can do as many as you need, from small 2 second movie loops, or maybe something even longer.


Note: You will need Flash to animate your part(s), which requires some Flash skills. You can find old versions of Flash here. Anything above CS3 will be less likely to be accepted, because I need this to work with Ruffle.


Check out our thread if you are interested and join the KK Discord as well!


A Kitty Krew Collection is also still up for consideration. TomFulp said he'd consider it after the contest and after submissions have been made.


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Posted by Anonymous-Frog - June 8th, 2022


Quick post: Expect both a new Piconjo Day and Pico Day cartoon (June 9th and June 11th) from me.


UPDATE: Both have released


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